Best. Episode. Ever.

As Matt and Robbie progress through the episodes, they will rank them definitively in Best. Episode. Ever.

Overall

  1. Homer’s Enemy
  2. Cape Feare
  3. Summer of 4 ft. 2
  4. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
  5. Bart Sells His Soul
  6. You Only Move Twice
  7. Lisa the Iconoclast
  8. Homer’s Phobia
  9. Homer vs the 18th Amendment
  10. The Old Man and the Lisa
  11. Marge vs. the Monorail
  12. Lisa’s Wedding
  13. Lisa’s Substitute
  14. Who Shot Mr. Burns Part One
  15. Black Widower
  16. I Married Marge
  17. Bart’s Comet
  18. The City of New York vs Homer Simpson
  19. Marge Be Not Proud
  20. Hurricane Neddy
  21. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
  22. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  23. Homerpalooza
  24. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the
  25. Flying Hellfish
  26. A Fish Called Selma
  27. Natural Born Kissers
  28. Bart the Fink
  29. Lisa’s Date With Density
  30. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  31. Two Bad Neighbors
  32. Lisa the Vegetarian
  33. Lemon of Troy
  34. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
  35. And Maggie Makes Three
  36. Mother Simpson
  37. Bart After Dark
  38. Last Exit to Springfield
  39. Homer Loves Flanders
  40. Lisa on Ice
  41. Mountain of Madness
  42. Trash of the Titans
  43. Bart on the Road
  44. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  45. Joy of Sect
  46. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
  47. Bart of Darkness
  48. Bart vs. Australia
  49. Rosebud
  50. Mr. Plow
  51. Deep Space Homer
  52. Homer the Heretic
  53. Who Shot Mr Burns Part Two
  54. Bart the Mother
  55. Homer the Smithers
  56. King-Size Homer
  57. Homer the Great
  58. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  59. Lisa’s Rival
  60. Lisa’s Sax
  61. The Springfield Files
  62. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  63. Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
  64. Grade School Confidential
  65. Bart Gets An F
  66. The Way We Was
  67. Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
  68. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  69. A Milhouse Divided
  70. The Canine Mutiny
  71. I Love Lisa
  72. Trilogy of Error
  73. King of the Hill
  74. Brother From Another Series
  75. Homer and Apu
  76. The Principal and the Pauper
  77. Stark Raving Dad
  78. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  79. The Last Temptation of Krust
  80. Bart’s Inner Child
  81. Lisa The Greek
  82. Lisa Gets an A
  83. In Marge We Trust
  84. Radioactive Man
  85. Much Apu About Nothing
  86. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  87. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
  88. The PTA Disbands
  89. Homie the Clown
  90. Homer the Vigilante
  91. Homer at the Bat
  92. Lisa the Simpson
  93. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
  94. Bart Star
  95. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  96. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  97. Bart Gets An Elephant
  98. A Streetcar Named Marge
  99. The Mansion Family
  100. Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood
  101. The Springfield Connection
  102. This Little Wiggy
  103. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  104. The Homer They Fall
  105. Bart Carny
  106. Homer Badman
  107. A Star is Burns
  108. Bart’s Girlfriend
  109. $pringfield
  110. Colonel Homer
  111. Kamp Krusty
  112. Separate Vocations
  113. The Last Temptation of Homer
  114. Duffless
  115. Burns’ Heir
  116. Bart The Murderer
  117. Days of Wine and D’oh’ses
  118. Whacking Day
  119. Grift of the Magi
  120. Brother’s Little Helper
  121. Girly Edition
  122. Burns, Baby Burns
  123. Bart Gets Famous
  124. Marge on the Lam
  125. Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming
  126. Brother from the Same Planet
  127. Team Homer
  128. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  129. My Sister, My Sitter
  130. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  131. Brush With Greatness
  132. Homer Goes to College
  133. Saturdays of Thunder
  134. Homer’s Triple Bypass
  135. Lisa’s First Word
  136. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  137. Selma’s Choice
  138. Lisa’s Pony
  139. Itchy and Scratchy The Movie
  140. Like Father, Like Clown
  141. Homer Defined
  142. Flaming Moe’s
  143. Mom and Pop Art
  144. They Saved Lisa’s Brain
  145. HOMR
  146. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  147. Lisa the Skeptic
  148. Dumbbell Indemnity
  149. Eight Misbehavin’
  150. Fear of Flying
  151. Bart’s Friend Falls In Love
  152. Bart the Lover
  153. Lost Our Lisa
  154. The Day the Violence Died
  155. New Kid on the Block
  156. Marge Gets A Job
  157. Radio Bart
  158. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  159. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  160. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  161. The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
  162. Homer to the Max
  163. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  164. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
  165. Old Money
  166. Blood Feud
  167. Homer Alone
  168. Behind the Laughter
  169. I’m With Cupid
  170. Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken
  171. Mayored to the Mob
  172. The Trouble with Trillions
  173. Lady Bouvier’s Lover
  174. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  175. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes
  176. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  177. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
  178. Das Bus
  179. Principal Charming
  180. Lard of the Dance
  181. The Cartridge Family
  182. The Otto Show
  183. ‘Round Springfield
  184. Dead Putting Society
  185. Three Men And A Comic Book
  186. Bart the Daredevil
  187. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  188. Marge in Chains
  189. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  190. Simpson and Delilah
  191. The Front
  192. Krusty Gets Busted
  193. The War of the Simpsons
  194. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  195. Bart the General
  196. Day of the Jackanapes
  197. New Kids on the Blecch
  198. Pokey Mom
  199. Lisa the Tree Hugger
  200. EIEI-Annoyed Grunt
  201. When Flanders Failed
  202. Bart’s Dog Gets An F
  203. Dog of Death
  204. Moaning Lisa
  205. Life On The Fast Lane
  206. Last Tap Dance in Springfield
  207. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
  208. Realty Bites
  209. The Crepes of Wrath
  210. Hungry Hungry Homer
  211. The Telltale Head
  212. There’s No Disgrace Like Home
  213. D’oh-in in the Wind
  214. Bart the Genius
  215. The Old Man and the C Student
  216. Viva Ned Flanders
  217. Simpson Tide
  218. Faith Off
  219. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner
  220. Dancin’ Homer
  221. Maximum Homerdrive
  222. Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
  223. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
  224. Little Big Mom
  225. The Call of The Simpsons
  226. Homer’s Night Out
  227. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  228. Some Enchanted Evening
  229. Insane Clown Poppy
  230. Take My Wife, Sleaze
  231. Bart to the Future
  232. Simpsons Bible Stories
  233. Homer’s Odyssey
  234. Worst Episode Ever
  235. Monty Can’t Buy Me Love
  236. Beyond Blunderdome
  237. I’m Goin’ to Praiseland
  238. Pygmoelian
  239. A Tale of Two Springfields
  240. Simpsons Tall Tales
  241. The Great Money Caper
  242. Skinner’s Sense of Snow
  243. Make Room for Lisa
  244. Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”
  245. Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble”
  246. When You Dish Upon a Star
  247. Saddlesore Galactica
  248. Homer vs. Dignity
  249. Children of a Lesser Clod
  250. Bye Bye Nerdie
  251. Tennis the Menace
  252. It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
  253. Missionary Impossible
  254. Kill the Alligator and Run
  255. Simpson Safari

Season One

  1. Krusty Gets Busted
  2. Bart the General
  3. Moaning Lisa
  4. Life On The Fast Lane
  5. The Crepes of Wrath
  6. The Telltale Head
  7. There’s No Disgrace Like Home
  8. Bart the Genius
  9. The Call of The Simpsons
  10. Homer’s Night Out
  11. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  12. Some Enchanted Evening
  13. Homer’s Odyssey

Season Two

  1. Lisa’s Substitute
  2. Bart Gets An F
  3. The Way We Was
  4. Brush With Greatness
  5. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  6. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  7. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  8. Old Money
  9. Blood Feud
  10. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  11. Principal Charming
  12. Dead Putting Society
  13. Three Men And A Comic Book
  14. Bart the Daredevil
  15. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  16. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  17. Simpson and Delilah
  18. The War of the Simpsons
  19. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  20. Bart’s Dog Gets An F
  21. Dancin’ Homer

Season Three

  1. Black Widower
  2. I Married Marge
  3. Stark Raving Dad
  4. Lisa the Greek
  5. Homer at the Bat
  6. Colonel Homer
  7. Separate Vocations
  8. Bart the Murderer
  9. Saturdays of Thunder
  10. Lisa’s Pony
  11. Like Father, Like Clown
  12. Homer Defined
  13. Flaming Moe’s
  14. Bart’s Friend Falls in Love
  15. Bart the Lover
  16. Radio Bart
  17. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  18. Homer Alone
  19. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  20. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
  21. The Otto Show
  22. When Flanders Failed
  23. Dog of Death

Season Four

  1. Marge vs. the Monorail
  2. Last Exit to Springfield
  3. Mr. Plow
  4. Homer the Heretic
  5. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  6. I Love Lisa
  7. A Streetcar Named Marge
  8. Kamp Krusty
  9. Duffless
  10. Whacking Day
  11. Brother from the Same Planet
  12. Homer’s Triple Bypass
  13. Lisa’s First Word
  14. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  15. Selma’s Choice
  16. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
  17. New Kid on the Block
  18. Marge Gets A Job
  19. Marge in Chains
  20. The Front

Season Five

  1. Cape Feare
  2. Homer Loves Flanders
  3. Rosebud
  4. Deep Space Homer
  5. Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
  6. Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
  7. Homer and Apu
  8. Bart’s Inner Child
  9. Homer the Vigilante
  10. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  11. Bart Gets An Elephant
  12. Bart Gets Famous
  13. Marge on the Lam
  14. Boy-Scoutz ‘N the Hood
  15. $pringfield
  16. Burns’ Heir
  17. The Last Temptation of Homer
  18. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  19. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  20. Homer Goes to College
  21. Lady Bouvier’s Lover

Season Six

  1. Lisa’s Wedding
  2. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One
  3. Bart’s Comet
  4. Lemon of Troy
  5. And Maggie Makes Three
  6. Lisa On Ice
  7. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  8. Bart of Darkness
  9. Bart vs Australia
  10. Homer the Great
  11. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  12. Lisa’s Rival
  13. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  14. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  15. The PTA Disbands
  16. Homie the Clown
  17. The Springfield Connection
  18. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  19. Homer Badman
  20. A Star is Burns
  21. Bart’s Girlfriend
  22. Fear of Flying
  23. ‘Round Springfield

Season Seven

  1. Summer of 4 ft. 2
  2. Bart Sells His Soul
  3. Lisa the Iconoclast
  4. Marge Be Not Proud
  5. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  6. Homerpalooza
  7. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
  8. A Fish Called Selma
  9. Bart the Fink
  10. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  11. Two Bad Neighbors
  12. Lisa the Vegetarian
  13. Mother Simpson
  14. Bart on the Road
  15. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two
  16. Homer the Smithers
  17. King-Size Homer
  18. Radioactive Man
  19. Much Apu About Nothing
  20. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  21. Team Homer
  22. Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming
  23. The Day the Violence Died

Season Eight

  1. Homer’s Enemy
  2. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
  3. Homer’s Phobia
  4. Homer vs the 18th Amendment
  5. The Old Man and the Lisa
  6. You Only Move Twice
  7. Hurricane Neddy
  8. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
  9. Lisa’s Date with Density
  10. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
  11. Bart After Dark
  12. Mountain of Madness
  13. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
  14. The Springfield Files
  15. Grade School Confidential
  16. A Milhouse Divided
  17. The Canine Mutiny
  18. Brother from Another Series
  19. In Marge We Trust
  20. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
  21. The Homer They Fall
  22. Burns, Baby Burns
  23. My Sister, My Sitter
  24. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase

Season Nine

  1. The City of New York vs Homer Simpson
  2. Natural Born Kissers
  3. Trash of the Titans
  4. The Joy of Sect
  5. Lisa’s Sax
  6. King of the Hill
  7. The Principal and the Pauper
  8. The Last Temptation of Krust
  9. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  10. Lisa the Simpson
  11. Bart Star
  12. This Little Wiggy
  13. Bart Carny
  14. Girly Edition
  15. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  16. Lisa the Skeptic
  17. Dumbbell Indemnity
  18. Lost Our Lisa
  19. The Trouble with Trillions
  20. Das Bus
  21. The Cartridge Family
  22. Realty Bites
  23. Simpson Tide

Season Ten

    1. Bart the Mother
    2. Lisa Gets an A
    3. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
    4. Lard of the Dance
    5. Mom and Pop Art
    6. They Saved Lisa’s Brain
    7. Homer to the Max
    8. I’m With Cupid
    9. Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken
    10. Mayored to the Mob
    11. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
    12. D’oh-in in the Wind
    13. The Old Man and the C Student
    14. Viva Ned Flanders
    15. Maximum Homerdrive
    16. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
    17. Simpsons Bible Stories
    18. Monty Can’t Buy Me Love
    19. Make Room for Lisa
    20. Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”
    21. Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble”
    22. When You Dish Upon a Star

Season Eleven

  1. The Mansion Family
  2. Days of Win and D’oh’ses
  3. Grift of the Magi
  4. Brother’s Little Helper
  5. Eight Misbehavin’
  6. Behind the Laughter
  7. E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
  8. Last Tap Dance in Springfield
  9. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
  10. Faith Off
  11. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner
  12. Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
  13. Little Big Mom
  14. Take My Wife, Sleaze
  15. Bart to the Future
  16. Beyond Blunderdome
  17. Pygmoelian
  18. Saddlesore Galactica
  19. It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
  20. Missionary Impossible
  21. Kill the Alligator and Run

Season 12

  1. Trilogy of Error
  2. HOMR
  3. The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
  4. Day of the Jackanapes
  5. New Kids on the Blecch
  6. Pokey Mom
  7. Lisa the Tree Hugger
  8. Hungry Hungry Homer
  9. Insane Clown Poppy
  10. Worst Episode Ever
  11. I’m Goin’ to Praiseland
  12. A Tale of Two Springfields
  13. Simpsons Tall Tales
  14. The Great Money Caper
  15. Skinner’s Sense of Snow
  16. Homer vs. Dignity
  17. Children of a Lesser Clod
  18. Bye Bye Nerdie
  19. Tennis the Menace
  20. Simpson Safari

Treehouse of Horror Segments

  1. The Shinning
  2. The Devil and Homer Simpson
  3. Clown Without Pity
  4. Time and Punishment
  5. The Thing and I
  6. Terror at 5 ½ Feet
  7. Homer Cubed
  8. Night of the Dolphin
  9. Fly vs Fly
  10. Nightmare Cafeteria
  11. Dial Z for Zombies
  12. Citizen Kang
  13. Bart Simpson’s Dracula
  14. Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace
  15. Hell Toupee
  16. Monkey’s Paw
  17. Easy Bake Coven
  18. King Homer
  19. Hungry are the Damned
  20. Genesis Tub
  21. Life’s a Glitch, Then You Die
  22. Desperately Seeking Xena
  23. Starship Poopers
  24. Homega Man
  25. Homerstein
  26. Terror of Tiny Toon
  27. It’s A Good Life
  28. The Raven
  29. Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores
  30. Bad Dream House
  31. Scary Tales Can Come True
  32. I Know What You Diddily-Iddily-Did
  33. G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad