Best. Episode. Ever.

As Matt and Robbie progress through the episodes, they will rank them definitively in Best. Episode. Ever.

Overall

  1. Homer’s Enemy
  2. Cape Feare
  3. Summer of 4 ft. 2
  4. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
  5. Bart Sells His Soul
  6. You Only Move Twice
  7. Lisa the Iconoclast
  8. Homer’s Phobia
  9. Homer vs the 18th Amendment
  10. The Old Man and the Lisa
  11. Marge vs. the Monorail
  12. Lisa’s Wedding
  13. Lisa’s Substitute
  14. Who Shot Mr. Burns Part One
  15. Black Widower
  16. I Married Marge
  17. Bart’s Comet
  18. The City of New York vs Homer Simpson
  19. Marge Be Not Proud
  20. Hurricane Neddy
  21. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
  22. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  23. Homerpalooza
  24. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
  25. A Fish Called Selma
  26. Natural Born Kissers
  27. Bart the Fink
  28. Lisa’s Date With Density
  29. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  30. Two Bad Neighbors
  31. Lisa the Vegetarian
  32. Lemon of Troy
  33. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
  34. And Maggie Makes Three
  35. Mother Simpson
  36. Bart After Dark
  37. Last Exit to Springfield
  38. Homer Loves Flanders
  39. Lisa on Ice
  40. Mountain of Madness
  41. Trash of the Titans
  42. Bart on the Road
  43. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  44. Joy of Sect
  45. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
  46. Bart of Darkness
  47. Bart vs. Australia
  48. Rosebud
  49. Mr. Plow
  50. Deep Space Homer
  51. Homer the Heretic
  52. Who Shot Mr Burns Part Two
  53. Bart the Mother
  54. Homer the Smithers
  55. King-Size Homer
  56. Homer the Great
  57. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  58. Lisa’s Rival
  59. Lisa’s Sax
  60. The Springfield Files
  61. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  62. Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
  63. Grade School Confidential
  64. Bart Gets An F
  65. The Way We Was
  66. Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
  67. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  68. A Milhouse Divided
  69. The Canine Mutiny
  70. I Love Lisa
  71. King of the Hill
  72. Brother From Another Series
  73. Homer and Apu
  74. The Principal and the Pauper
  75. Stark Raving Dad
  76. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  77. The Last Temptation of Krust
  78. Bart’s Inner Child
  79. Lisa The Greek
  80. Lisa Gets an A
  81. In Marge We Trust
  82. Radioactive Man
  83. Much Apu About Nothing
  84. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  85. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
  86. The PTA Disbands
  87. Homie the Clown
  88. Homer the Vigilante
  89. Homer at the Bat
  90. Lisa the Simpson
  91. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
  92. Bart Star
  93. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  94. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  95. Bart Gets An Elephant
  96. A Streetcar Named Marge
  97. Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood
  98. The Springfield Connection
  99. This Little Wiggy
  100. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  101. The Homer They Fall
  102. Bart Carny
  103. Homer Badman
  104. A Star is Burns
  105. Bart’s Girlfriend
  106. $pringfield
  107. Colonel Homer
  108. Kamp Krusty
  109. Separate Vocations
  110. The Last Temptation of Homer
  111. Duffless
  112. Burns’ Heir
  113. Bart The Murderer
  114. Whacking Day
  115. Brother’s Little Helper
  116. Girly Edition
  117. Burns, Baby Burns
  118. Bart Gets Famous
  119. Marge on the Lam
  120. Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming
  121. Brother from the Same Planet
  122. Team Homer
  123. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  124. My Sister, My Sitter
  125. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  126. Brush With Greatness
  127. Homer Goes to College
  128. Saturdays of Thunder
  129. Homer’s Triple Bypass
  130. Lisa’s First Word
  131. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  132. Selma’s Choice
  133. Lisa’s Pony
  134. Itchy and Scratchy The Movie
  135. Like Father, Like Clown
  136. Homer Defined
  137. Flaming Moe’s
  138. Mom and Pop Art
  139. They Saved Lisa’s Brain
  140. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  141. Lisa the Skeptic
  142. Dumbbell Indemnity
  143. Fear of Flying
  144. Bart’s Friend Falls In Love
  145. Bart the Lover
  146. Lost Our Lisa
  147. The Day the Violence Died
  148. New Kid on the Block
  149. Marge Gets A Job
  150. Radio Bart
  151. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  152. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  153. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  154. Homer to the Max
  155. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  156. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
  157. Old Money
  158. Blood Feud
  159. Homer Alone
  160. I’m With Cupid
  161. Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken
  162. Mayored to the Mob
  163. The Trouble with Trillions
  164. Lady Bouvier’s Lover
  165. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  166. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes
  167. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  168. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
  169. Das Bus
  170. Principal Charming
  171. Lard of the Dance
  172. The Cartridge Family
  173. The Otto Show
  174. ‘Round Springfield
  175. Dead Putting Society
  176. Three Men And A Comic Book
  177. Bart the Daredevil
  178. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  179. Marge in Chains
  180. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  181. Simpson and Delilah
  182. The Front
  183. Krusty Gets Busted
  184. The War of the Simpsons
  185. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  186. Bart the General
  187. E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
  188. When Flanders Failed
  189. Bart’s Dog Gets An F
  190. Dog of Death
  191. Moaning Lisa
  192. Life On The Fast Lane
  193. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
  194. Realty Bites
  195. The Crepes of Wrath
  196. The Telltale Head
  197. There’s No Disgrace Like Home
  198. D’oh-in in the Wind
  199. Bart the Genius
  200. The Old Man and the C Student
  201. Viva Ned Flanders
  202. Simpson Tide
  203. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner
  204. Dancin’ Homer
  205. Maximum Homerdrive
  206. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
  207. The Call of The Simpsons
  208. Homer’s Night Out
  209. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  210. Some Enchanted Evening
  211. Simpsons Bible Stories
  212. Homer’s Odyssey
  213. Monty Can’t Buy Me Love
  214. Beyond Blunderdome
  215. Make Room for Lisa
  216. Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”
  217. Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble”
  218. When You Dish Upon a Star

Season One

  1. Krusty Gets Busted
  2. Bart the General
  3. Moaning Lisa
  4. Life On The Fast Lane
  5. The Crepes of Wrath
  6. The Telltale Head
  7. There’s No Disgrace Like Home
  8. Bart the Genius
  9. The Call of The Simpsons
  10. Homer’s Night Out
  11. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  12. Some Enchanted Evening
  13. Homer’s Odyssey

Season Two

  1. Lisa’s Substitute
  2. Bart Gets An F
  3. The Way We Was
  4. Brush With Greatness
  5. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  6. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  7. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  8. Old Money
  9. Blood Feud
  10. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  11. Principal Charming
  12. Dead Putting Society
  13. Three Men And A Comic Book
  14. Bart the Daredevil
  15. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  16. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  17. Simpson and Delilah
  18. The War of the Simpsons
  19. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  20. Bart’s Dog Gets An F
  21. Dancin’ Homer

Season Three

  1. Black Widower
  2. I Married Marge
  3. Stark Raving Dad
  4. Lisa the Greek
  5. Homer at the Bat
  6. Colonel Homer
  7. Separate Vocations
  8. Bart the Murderer
  9. Saturdays of Thunder
  10. Lisa’s Pony
  11. Like Father, Like Clown
  12. Homer Defined
  13. Flaming Moe’s
  14. Bart’s Friend Falls in Love
  15. Bart the Lover
  16. Radio Bart
  17. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  18. Homer Alone
  19. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  20. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
  21. The Otto Show
  22. When Flanders Failed
  23. Dog of Death

Season Four

  1. Marge vs. the Monorail
  2. Last Exit to Springfield
  3. Mr. Plow
  4. Homer the Heretic
  5. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  6. I Love Lisa
  7. A Streetcar Named Marge
  8. Kamp Krusty
  9. Duffless
  10. Whacking Day
  11. Brother from the Same Planet
  12. Homer’s Triple Bypass
  13. Lisa’s First Word
  14. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  15. Selma’s Choice
  16. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
  17. New Kid on the Block
  18. Marge Gets A Job
  19. Marge in Chains
  20. The Front

Season Five

  1. Cape Feare
  2. Homer Loves Flanders
  3. Rosebud
  4. Deep Space Homer
  5. Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
  6. Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
  7. Homer and Apu
  8. Bart’s Inner Child
  9. Homer the Vigilante
  10. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  11. Bart Gets An Elephant
  12. Bart Gets Famous
  13. Marge on the Lam
  14. Boy-Scoutz ‘N the Hood
  15. $pringfield
  16. Burns’ Heir
  17. The Last Temptation of Homer
  18. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  19. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  20. Homer Goes to College
  21. Lady Bouvier’s Lover

Season Six

  1. Lisa’s Wedding
  2. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One
  3. Bart’s Comet
  4. Lemon of Troy
  5. And Maggie Makes Three
  6. Lisa On Ice
  7. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  8. Bart of Darkness
  9. Bart vs Australia
  10. Homer the Great
  11. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  12. Lisa’s Rival
  13. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  14. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  15. The PTA Disbands
  16. Homie the Clown
  17. The Springfield Connection
  18. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  19. Homer Badman
  20. A Star is Burns
  21. Bart’s Girlfriend
  22. Fear of Flying
  23. ‘Round Springfield

Season Seven

  1. Summer of 4 ft. 2
  2. Bart Sells His Soul
  3. Lisa the Iconoclast
  4. Marge Be Not Proud
  5. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  6. Homerpalooza
  7. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
  8. A Fish Called Selma
  9. Bart the Fink
  10. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  11. Two Bad Neighbors
  12. Lisa the Vegetarian
  13. Mother Simpson
  14. Bart on the Road
  15. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two
  16. Homer the Smithers
  17. King-Size Homer
  18. Radioactive Man
  19. Much Apu About Nothing
  20. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  21. Team Homer
  22. Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming
  23. The Day the Violence Died

Season Eight

  1. Homer’s Enemy
  2. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
  3. Homer’s Phobia
  4. Homer vs the 18th Amendment
  5. The Old Man and the Lisa
  6. You Only Move Twice
  7. Hurricane Neddy
  8. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
  9. Lisa’s Date with Density
  10. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
  11. Bart After Dark
  12. Mountain of Madness
  13. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
  14. The Springfield Files
  15. Grade School Confidential
  16. A Milhouse Divided
  17. The Canine Mutiny
  18. Brother from Another Series
  19. In Marge We Trust
  20. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
  21. The Homer They Fall
  22. Burns, Baby Burns
  23. My Sister, My Sitter
  24. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase

Season Nine

  1. The City of New York vs Homer Simpson
  2. Natural Born Kissers
  3. Trash of the Titans
  4. The Joy of Sect
  5. Lisa’s Sax
  6. King of the Hill
  7. The Principal and the Pauper
  8. The Last Temptation of Krust
  9. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  10. Lisa the Simpson
  11. Bart Star
  12. This Little Wiggy
  13. Bart Carny
  14. Girly Edition
  15. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  16. Lisa the Skeptic
  17. Dumbbell Indemnity
  18. Lost Our Lisa
  19. The Trouble with Trillions
  20. Das Bus
  21. The Cartridge Family
  22. Realty Bites
  23. Simpson Tide

Season Ten

  1. Bart the Mother
  2. Lisa Gets an A
  3. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
  4. Lard of the Dance
  5. Mom and Pop Art
  6. They Saved Lisa’s Brain
  7. Homer to the Max
  8. I’m With Cupid
  9. Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken
  10. Mayored to the Mob
  11. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
  12. D’oh-in in the Wind
  13. The Old Man and the C Student
  14. Viva Ned Flanders
  15. Maximum Homerdrive
  16. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
  17. Simpsons Bible Stories
  18. Monty Can’t Buy Me Love
  19. Make Room for Lisa
  20. Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”
  21. Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble”
  22. When You Dish Upon a Star

Season Eleven

  1. Brother’s Little Helper
  2. E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
  3. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
  4. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner
  5. Beyond Blunderdome

Treehouse of Horror Segments

  1. The Shinning
  2. The Devil and Homer Simpson
  3. Clown Without Pity
  4. Time and Punishment
  5. The Thing and I
  6. Terror at 5 ½ Feet
  7. Homer Cubed
  8. Fly vs Fly
  9. Nightmare Cafeteria
  10. Dial Z for Zombies
  11. Citizen Kang
  12. Bart Simpson’s Dracula
  13. Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace
  14. Monkey’s Paw
  15. Easy Bake Coven
  16. King Homer
  17. Hungry are the Damned
  18. Genesis Tub
  19. Homega Man
  20. Homerstein
  21. It’s A Good Life
  22. The Raven
  23. Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores
  24. Bad Dream House