Best. Episode. Ever.

As Matt and Robbie progress through the episodes, they will rank them definitively in Best. Episode. Ever.

Overall

  1. Homer’s Enemy
  2. Cape Feare
  3. Summer of 4 ft. 2
  4. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
  5. Bart Sells His Soul
  6. You Only Move Twice
  7. Lisa the Iconoclast
  8. Homer’s Phobia
  9. Homer vs the 18th Amendment
  10. The Old Man and the Lisa
  11. Marge vs. the Monorail
  12. Lisa’s Wedding
  13. Lisa’s Substitute
  14. Who Shot Mr. Burns Part One
  15. Black Widower
  16. I Married Marge
  17. Bart’s Comet
  18. The City of New York vs Homer Simpson
  19. Marge Be Not Proud
  20. Hurricane Neddy
  21. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
  22. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  23. Homerpalooza
  24. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
  25. A Fish Called Selma
  26. Natural Born Kissers
  27. Bart the Fink
  28. Lisa’s Date With Density
  29. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  30. Two Bad Neighbors
  31. Lisa the Vegetarian
  32. Lemon of Troy
  33. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
  34. And Maggie Makes Three
  35. Mother Simpson
  36. Bart After Dark
  37. Last Exit to Springfield
  38. Homer Loves Flanders
  39. Lisa on Ice
  40. Mountain of Madness
  41. Trash of the Titans
  42. Bart on the Road
  43. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  44. Joy of Sect
  45. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
  46. Bart of Darkness
  47. Bart vs. Australia
  48. Rosebud
  49. Mr. Plow
  50. Deep Space Homer
  51. Homer the Heretic
  52. Who Shot Mr Burns Part Two
  53. Bart the Mother
  54. Homer the Smithers
  55. King-Size Homer
  56. Homer the Great
  57. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  58. Lisa’s Rival
  59. Lisa’s Sax
  60. The Springfield Files
  61. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  62. Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
  63. Grade School Confidential
  64. Bart Gets An F
  65. The Way We Was
  66. Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
  67. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  68. A Milhouse Divided
  69. The Canine Mutiny
  70. I Love Lisa
  71. King of the Hill
  72. Brother From Another Series
  73. Homer and Apu
  74. The Principal and the Pauper
  75. Stark Raving Dad
  76. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  77. The Last Temptation of Krust
  78. Bart’s Inner Child
  79. Lisa The Greek
  80. Lisa Gets an A
  81. In Marge We Trust
  82. Radioactive Man
  83. Much Apu About Nothing
  84. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  85. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
  86. The PTA Disbands
  87. Homie the Clown
  88. Homer the Vigilante
  89. Homer at the Bat
  90. Lisa the Simpson
  91. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
  92. Bart Star
  93. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  94. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  95. Bart Gets An Elephant
  96. A Streetcar Named Marge
  97. The Mansion Family
  98. Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood
  99. The Springfield Connection
  100. This Little Wiggy
  101. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  102. The Homer They Fall
  103. Bart Carny
  104. Homer Badman
  105. A Star is Burns
  106. Bart’s Girlfriend
  107. $pringfield
  108. Colonel Homer
  109. Kamp Krusty
  110. Separate Vocations
  111. The Last Temptation of Homer
  112. Duffless
  113. Burns’ Heir
  114. Bart The Murderer
  115. Days of Wine and D’oh’ses
  116. Whacking Day
  117. Grift of the Magi
  118. Brother’s Little Helper
  119. Girly Edition
  120. Burns, Baby Burns
  121. Bart Gets Famous
  122. Marge on the Lam
  123. Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming
  124. Brother from the Same Planet
  125. Team Homer
  126. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  127. My Sister, My Sitter
  128. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  129. Brush With Greatness
  130. Homer Goes to College
  131. Saturdays of Thunder
  132. Homer’s Triple Bypass
  133. Lisa’s First Word
  134. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  135. Selma’s Choice
  136. Lisa’s Pony
  137. Itchy and Scratchy The Movie
  138. Like Father, Like Clown
  139. Homer Defined
  140. Flaming Moe’s
  141. Mom and Pop Art
  142. They Saved Lisa’s Brain
  143. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  144. Lisa the Skeptic
  145. Dumbbell Indemnity
  146. Eight Misbehavin’
  147. Fear of Flying
  148. Bart’s Friend Falls In Love
  149. Bart the Lover
  150. Lost Our Lisa
  151. The Day the Violence Died
  152. New Kid on the Block
  153. Marge Gets A Job
  154. Radio Bart
  155. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  156. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  157. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  158. Homer to the Max
  159. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  160. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
  161. Old Money
  162. Blood Feud
  163. Homer Alone
  164. Behind the Laughter
  165. I’m With Cupid
  166. Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken
  167. Mayored to the Mob
  168. The Trouble with Trillions
  169. Lady Bouvier’s Lover
  170. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  171. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes
  172. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  173. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
  174. Das Bus
  175. Principal Charming
  176. Lard of the Dance
  177. The Cartridge Family
  178. The Otto Show
  179. ‘Round Springfield
  180. Dead Putting Society
  181. Three Men And A Comic Book
  182. Bart the Daredevil
  183. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  184. Marge in Chains
  185. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  186. Simpson and Delilah
  187. The Front
  188. Krusty Gets Busted
  189. The War of the Simpsons
  190. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  191. Bart the General
  192. Lisa the Tree Hugger
  193. EIEI-Annoyed Grunt
  194. When Flanders Failed
  195. Bart’s Dog Gets An F
  196. Dog of Death
  197. Moaning Lisa
  198. Life On The Fast Lane
  199. Last Tap Dance in Springfield
  200. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
  201. Realty Bites
  202. The Crepes of Wrath
  203. The Telltale Head
  204. There’s No Disgrace Like Home
  205. D’oh-in in the Wind
  206. Bart the Genius
  207. The Old Man and the C Student
  208. Viva Ned Flanders
  209. Simpson Tide
  210. Faith Off
  211. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner
  212. Dancin’ Homer
  213. Maximum Homerdrive
  214. Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
  215. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
  216. Little Big Mom
  217. The Call of The Simpsons
  218. Homer’s Night Out
  219. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  220. Some Enchanted Evening
  221. Insane Clown Poppy
  222. Take My Wife, Sleaze
  223. Bart to the Future
  224. Simpsons Bible Stories
  225. Homer’s Odyssey
  226. Monty Can’t Buy Me Love
  227. Beyond Blunderdome
  228. Pygmoelian
  229. A Tale of Two Springfields
  230. Make Room for Lisa
  231. Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”
  232. Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble”
  233. When You Dish Upon a Star
  234. Saddlesore Galactica
  235. Homer vs. Dignity
  236. It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
  237. Missionary Impossible
  238. Kill the Alligator and Run

Season One

  1. Krusty Gets Busted
  2. Bart the General
  3. Moaning Lisa
  4. Life On The Fast Lane
  5. The Crepes of Wrath
  6. The Telltale Head
  7. There’s No Disgrace Like Home
  8. Bart the Genius
  9. The Call of The Simpsons
  10. Homer’s Night Out
  11. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  12. Some Enchanted Evening
  13. Homer’s Odyssey

Season Two

  1. Lisa’s Substitute
  2. Bart Gets An F
  3. The Way We Was
  4. Brush With Greatness
  5. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  6. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  7. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  8. Old Money
  9. Blood Feud
  10. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  11. Principal Charming
  12. Dead Putting Society
  13. Three Men And A Comic Book
  14. Bart the Daredevil
  15. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  16. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  17. Simpson and Delilah
  18. The War of the Simpsons
  19. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  20. Bart’s Dog Gets An F
  21. Dancin’ Homer

Season Three

  1. Black Widower
  2. I Married Marge
  3. Stark Raving Dad
  4. Lisa the Greek
  5. Homer at the Bat
  6. Colonel Homer
  7. Separate Vocations
  8. Bart the Murderer
  9. Saturdays of Thunder
  10. Lisa’s Pony
  11. Like Father, Like Clown
  12. Homer Defined
  13. Flaming Moe’s
  14. Bart’s Friend Falls in Love
  15. Bart the Lover
  16. Radio Bart
  17. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  18. Homer Alone
  19. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  20. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
  21. The Otto Show
  22. When Flanders Failed
  23. Dog of Death

Season Four

  1. Marge vs. the Monorail
  2. Last Exit to Springfield
  3. Mr. Plow
  4. Homer the Heretic
  5. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  6. I Love Lisa
  7. A Streetcar Named Marge
  8. Kamp Krusty
  9. Duffless
  10. Whacking Day
  11. Brother from the Same Planet
  12. Homer’s Triple Bypass
  13. Lisa’s First Word
  14. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  15. Selma’s Choice
  16. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
  17. New Kid on the Block
  18. Marge Gets A Job
  19. Marge in Chains
  20. The Front

Season Five

  1. Cape Feare
  2. Homer Loves Flanders
  3. Rosebud
  4. Deep Space Homer
  5. Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
  6. Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
  7. Homer and Apu
  8. Bart’s Inner Child
  9. Homer the Vigilante
  10. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  11. Bart Gets An Elephant
  12. Bart Gets Famous
  13. Marge on the Lam
  14. Boy-Scoutz ‘N the Hood
  15. $pringfield
  16. Burns’ Heir
  17. The Last Temptation of Homer
  18. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  19. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  20. Homer Goes to College
  21. Lady Bouvier’s Lover

Season Six

  1. Lisa’s Wedding
  2. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One
  3. Bart’s Comet
  4. Lemon of Troy
  5. And Maggie Makes Three
  6. Lisa On Ice
  7. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  8. Bart of Darkness
  9. Bart vs Australia
  10. Homer the Great
  11. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  12. Lisa’s Rival
  13. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  14. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  15. The PTA Disbands
  16. Homie the Clown
  17. The Springfield Connection
  18. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  19. Homer Badman
  20. A Star is Burns
  21. Bart’s Girlfriend
  22. Fear of Flying
  23. ‘Round Springfield

Season Seven

  1. Summer of 4 ft. 2
  2. Bart Sells His Soul
  3. Lisa the Iconoclast
  4. Marge Be Not Proud
  5. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  6. Homerpalooza
  7. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
  8. A Fish Called Selma
  9. Bart the Fink
  10. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  11. Two Bad Neighbors
  12. Lisa the Vegetarian
  13. Mother Simpson
  14. Bart on the Road
  15. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two
  16. Homer the Smithers
  17. King-Size Homer
  18. Radioactive Man
  19. Much Apu About Nothing
  20. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  21. Team Homer
  22. Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming
  23. The Day the Violence Died

Season Eight

  1. Homer’s Enemy
  2. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
  3. Homer’s Phobia
  4. Homer vs the 18th Amendment
  5. The Old Man and the Lisa
  6. You Only Move Twice
  7. Hurricane Neddy
  8. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
  9. Lisa’s Date with Density
  10. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
  11. Bart After Dark
  12. Mountain of Madness
  13. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
  14. The Springfield Files
  15. Grade School Confidential
  16. A Milhouse Divided
  17. The Canine Mutiny
  18. Brother from Another Series
  19. In Marge We Trust
  20. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
  21. The Homer They Fall
  22. Burns, Baby Burns
  23. My Sister, My Sitter
  24. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase

Season Nine

  1. The City of New York vs Homer Simpson
  2. Natural Born Kissers
  3. Trash of the Titans
  4. The Joy of Sect
  5. Lisa’s Sax
  6. King of the Hill
  7. The Principal and the Pauper
  8. The Last Temptation of Krust
  9. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  10. Lisa the Simpson
  11. Bart Star
  12. This Little Wiggy
  13. Bart Carny
  14. Girly Edition
  15. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  16. Lisa the Skeptic
  17. Dumbbell Indemnity
  18. Lost Our Lisa
  19. The Trouble with Trillions
  20. Das Bus
  21. The Cartridge Family
  22. Realty Bites
  23. Simpson Tide

Season Ten

    1. Bart the Mother
    2. Lisa Gets an A
    3. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
    4. Lard of the Dance
    5. Mom and Pop Art
    6. They Saved Lisa’s Brain
    7. Homer to the Max
    8. I’m With Cupid
    9. Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken
    10. Mayored to the Mob
    11. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
    12. D’oh-in in the Wind
    13. The Old Man and the C Student
    14. Viva Ned Flanders
    15. Maximum Homerdrive
    16. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
    17. Simpsons Bible Stories
    18. Monty Can’t Buy Me Love
    19. Make Room for Lisa
    20. Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”
    21. Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble”
    22. When You Dish Upon a Star

Season Eleven

  1. The Mansion Family
  2. Days of Win and D’oh’ses
  3. Grift of the Magi
  4. Brother’s Little Helper
  5. Eight Misbehavin’
  6. Behind the Laughter
  7. E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
  8. Last Tap Dance in Springfield
  9. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
  10. Faith Off
  11. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner
  12. Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
  13. Little Big Mom
  14. Take My Wife, Sleaze
  15. Bart to the Future
  16. Beyond Blunderdome
  17. Pygmoelian
  18. Saddlesore Galactica
  19. It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
  20. Missionary Impossible
  21. Kill the Alligator and Run

Season 12

  1. Lisa the Tree Hugger
  2. Insane Clown Poppy
  3. A Tale of Two Springfields
  4. Homer vs. Dignity

Treehouse of Horror Segments

  1. The Shinning
  2. The Devil and Homer Simpson
  3. Clown Without Pity
  4. Time and Punishment
  5. The Thing and I
  6. Terror at 5 ½ Feet
  7. Homer Cubed
  8. Night of the Dolphin
  9. Fly vs Fly
  10. Nightmare Cafeteria
  11. Dial Z for Zombies
  12. Citizen Kang
  13. Bart Simpson’s Dracula
  14. Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace
  15. Hell Toupee
  16. Monkey’s Paw
  17. Easy Bake Coven
  18. King Homer
  19. Hungry are the Damned
  20. Genesis Tub
  21. Life’s a Glitch, Then You Die
  22. Desperately Seeking Xena
  23. Starship Poopers
  24. Homega Man
  25. Homerstein
  26. Terror of Tiny Toon
  27. It’s A Good Life
  28. The Raven
  29. Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores
  30. Bad Dream House
  31. Scary Tales Can Come True
  32. I Know What You Diddily-Iddily-Did
  33. G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad