Best. Episode. Ever.

As Matt and Robbie progress through the episodes, they will rank them definitively in Best. Episode. Ever.

Overall

  1. Homer’s Enemy
  2. Cape Feare
  3. Summer of 4 ft. 2
  4. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
  5. Bart Sells His Soul
  6. You Only Move Twice
  7. Lisa the Iconoclast
  8. Homer’s Phobia
  9. Homer vs the 18th Amendment
  10. The Old Man and the Lisa
  11. Marge vs. the Monorail
  12. Lisa’s Wedding
  13. Lisa’s Substitute
  14. Who Shot Mr. Burns Part One
  15. Black Widower
  16. I Married Marge
  17. Bart’s Comet
  18. The City of New York vs Homer Simpson
  19. Marge Be Not Proud
  20. Hurricane Neddy
  21. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
  22. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  23. Homerpalooza
  24. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
  25. A Fish Called Selma
  26. Natural Born Kissers
  27. Bart the Fink
  28. Lisa’s Date With Density
  29. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  30. Two Bad Neighbors
  31. Lisa the Vegetarian
  32. Lemon of Troy
  33. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
  34. And Maggie Makes Three
  35. Mother Simpson
  36. Bart After Dark
  37. Last Exit to Springfield
  38. Homer Loves Flanders
  39. Lisa on Ice
  40. Mountain of Madness
  41. Trash of the Titans
  42. Bart on the Road
  43. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  44. Joy of Sect
  45. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
  46. Bart of Darkness
  47. Bart vs. Australia
  48. Rosebud
  49. Mr. Plow
  50. Deep Space Homer
  51. Homer the Heretic
  52. Who Shot Mr Burns Part Two
  53. Bart the Mother
  54. Homer the Smithers
  55. King-Size Homer
  56. Homer the Great
  57. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  58. Lisa’s Rival
  59. Lisa’s Sax
  60. The Springfield Files
  61. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  62. Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
  63. Grade School Confidential
  64. Bart Gets An F
  65. The Way We Was
  66. Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
  67. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  68. A Milhouse Divided
  69. The Canine Mutiny
  70. I Love Lisa
  71. Trilogy of Error
  72. King of the Hill
  73. Brother From Another Series
  74. Homer and Apu
  75. The Principal and the Pauper
  76. Stark Raving Dad
  77. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  78. The Last Temptation of Krust
  79. Bart’s Inner Child
  80. Lisa The Greek
  81. Lisa Gets an A
  82. In Marge We Trust
  83. Radioactive Man
  84. Much Apu About Nothing
  85. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  86. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
  87. The PTA Disbands
  88. Homie the Clown
  89. Homer the Vigilante
  90. Homer at the Bat
  91. Lisa the Simpson
  92. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
  93. Bart Star
  94. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  95. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  96. Bart Gets An Elephant
  97. A Streetcar Named Marge
  98. The Mansion Family
  99. Boy Scoutz ‘N the Hood
  100. The Springfield Connection
  101. This Little Wiggy
  102. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  103. The Homer They Fall
  104. Bart Carny
  105. Homer Badman
  106. A Star is Burns
  107. Bart’s Girlfriend
  108. $pringfield
  109. Colonel Homer
  110. Kamp Krusty
  111. Separate Vocations
  112. The Last Temptation of Homer
  113. Duffless
  114. Burns’ Heir
  115. Bart The Murderer
  116. Days of Wine and D’oh’ses
  117. Whacking Day
  118. Grift of the Magi
  119. Brother’s Little Helper
  120. Girly Edition
  121. Burns, Baby Burns
  122. Bart Gets Famous
  123. Marge on the Lam
  124. Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming
  125. Brother from the Same Planet
  126. Team Homer
  127. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  128. My Sister, My Sitter
  129. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  130. Brush With Greatness
  131. Homer Goes to College
  132. Saturdays of Thunder
  133. Homer’s Triple Bypass
  134. Lisa’s First Word
  135. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  136. Selma’s Choice
  137. Lisa’s Pony
  138. Itchy and Scratchy The Movie
  139. Like Father, Like Clown
  140. Homer Defined
  141. Flaming Moe’s
  142. Mom and Pop Art
  143. They Saved Lisa’s Brain
  144. HOMR
  145. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  146. The Dad Who Knew Too Little
  147. Half-Decent Proposal
  148. Lisa the Skeptic
  149. Dumbbell Indemnity
  150. Eight Misbehavin’
  151. Fear of Flying
  152. Bart’s Friend Falls In Love
  153. Bart the Lover
  154. Lost Our Lisa
  155. The Day the Violence Died
  156. New Kid on the Block
  157. Marge Gets A Job
  158. Radio Bart
  159. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  160. I Am Furious Yellow
  161. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  162. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  163. The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
  164. Homer to the Max
  165. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  166. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
  167. Old Money
  168. Blood Feud
  169. Homer Alone
  170. Behind the Laughter
  171. I’m With Cupid
  172. Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken
  173. Mayored to the Mob
  174. The Trouble with Trillions
  175. Lady Bouvier’s Lover
  176. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  177. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes
  178. She of Little Faith
  179. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  180. Jaws Wired Shut
  181. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
  182. Das Bus
  183. Principal Charming
  184. Lard of the Dance
  185. The Lastest Gun in the West
  186. The Cartridge Family
  187. The Otto Show
  188. ‘Round Springfield
  189. Dead Putting Society
  190. Three Men And A Comic Book
  191. Bart the Daredevil
  192. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  193. Marge in Chains
  194. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  195. Simpson and Delilah
  196. Poppa’s Got A Brand New Badge
  197. The Front
  198. Krusty Gets Busted
  199. The War of the Simpsons
  200. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  201. Bart the General
  202. Day of the Jackanapes
  203. New Kids on the Blecch
  204. Pokey Mom
  205. Lisa the Tree Hugger
  206. EIEI-Annoyed Grunt
  207. When Flanders Failed
  208. Bart’s Dog Gets An F
  209. Dog of Death
  210. Moaning Lisa
  211. Life On The Fast Lane
  212. Little Girl in the Big Ten
  213. Last Tap Dance in Springfield
  214. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
  215. Realty Bites
  216. The Crepes of Wrath
  217. Hungry Hungry Homer
  218. The Telltale Head
  219. There’s No Disgrace Like Home
  220. D’oh-in in the Wind
  221. Bart the Genius
  222. The Old Man and the C Student
  223. Viva Ned Flanders
  224. Simpson Tide
  225. Faith Off
  226. The Great Louse Detective
  227. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner
  228. Dancin’ Homer
  229. Maximum Homerdrive
  230. Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
  231. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
  232. Little Big Mom
  233. The Call of The Simpsons
  234. Homer’s Night Out
  235. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  236. Some Enchanted Evening
  237. Insane Clown Poppy
  238. Sweets and Sour Marge
  239. Special Edna
  240. Take My Wife, Sleaze
  241. A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
  242. Bart to the Future
  243. The Blunders Years
  244. Simpsons Bible Stories
  245. Homer’s Odyssey
  246. Worst Episode Ever
  247. Monty Can’t Buy Me Love
  248. Beyond Blunderdome
  249. Blame it on Lisa
  250. I’m Goin’ to Praiseland
  251. Homer the Moe
  252. Pygmoelian
  253. A Tale of Two Springfields
  254. Simpsons Tall Tales
  255. The Great Money Caper
  256. Skinner’s Sense of Snow
  257. Tales from the Public Domain
  258. The Old Man and the Key
  259. Large Marge
  260. The Bart Wants What It Wants
  261. How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
  262. Make Room for Lisa
  263. Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”
  264. Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble”
  265. When You Dish Upon a Star
  266. Saddlesore Galactica
  267. Weekend at Burnsie’s
  268. Homer vs. Dignity
  269. Children of a Lesser Clod
  270. Bye Bye Nerdie
  271. Helter Shelter
  272. Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
  273. The Parent Rap
  274. Tennis the Menace
  275. Brawl in the Family
  276. It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
  277. The Sweetest Apu
  278. The Frying Game
  279. Missionary Impossible
  280. Kill the Alligator and Run
  281. Simpson Safari
  282. The Strong Arms of the Ma

Season One

  1. Krusty Gets Busted
  2. Bart the General
  3. Moaning Lisa
  4. Life On The Fast Lane
  5. The Crepes of Wrath
  6. The Telltale Head
  7. There’s No Disgrace Like Home
  8. Bart the Genius
  9. The Call of The Simpsons
  10. Homer’s Night Out
  11. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  12. Some Enchanted Evening
  13. Homer’s Odyssey

Season Two

  1. Lisa’s Substitute
  2. Bart Gets An F
  3. The Way We Was
  4. Brush With Greatness
  5. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  6. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  7. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  8. Old Money
  9. Blood Feud
  10. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  11. Principal Charming
  12. Dead Putting Society
  13. Three Men And A Comic Book
  14. Bart the Daredevil
  15. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  16. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  17. Simpson and Delilah
  18. The War of the Simpsons
  19. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  20. Bart’s Dog Gets An F
  21. Dancin’ Homer

Season Three

  1. Black Widower
  2. I Married Marge
  3. Stark Raving Dad
  4. Lisa the Greek
  5. Homer at the Bat
  6. Colonel Homer
  7. Separate Vocations
  8. Bart the Murderer
  9. Saturdays of Thunder
  10. Lisa’s Pony
  11. Like Father, Like Clown
  12. Homer Defined
  13. Flaming Moe’s
  14. Bart’s Friend Falls in Love
  15. Bart the Lover
  16. Radio Bart
  17. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  18. Homer Alone
  19. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  20. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
  21. The Otto Show
  22. When Flanders Failed
  23. Dog of Death

Season Four

  1. Marge vs. the Monorail
  2. Last Exit to Springfield
  3. Mr. Plow
  4. Homer the Heretic
  5. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  6. I Love Lisa
  7. A Streetcar Named Marge
  8. Kamp Krusty
  9. Duffless
  10. Whacking Day
  11. Brother from the Same Planet
  12. Homer’s Triple Bypass
  13. Lisa’s First Word
  14. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  15. Selma’s Choice
  16. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
  17. New Kid on the Block
  18. Marge Gets A Job
  19. Marge in Chains
  20. The Front

Season Five

  1. Cape Feare
  2. Homer Loves Flanders
  3. Rosebud
  4. Deep Space Homer
  5. Homer’s Barbershop Quartet
  6. Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
  7. Homer and Apu
  8. Bart’s Inner Child
  9. Homer the Vigilante
  10. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  11. Bart Gets An Elephant
  12. Bart Gets Famous
  13. Marge on the Lam
  14. Boy-Scoutz ‘N the Hood
  15. $pringfield
  16. Burns’ Heir
  17. The Last Temptation of Homer
  18. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  19. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  20. Homer Goes to College
  21. Lady Bouvier’s Lover

Season Six

  1. Lisa’s Wedding
  2. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One
  3. Bart’s Comet
  4. Lemon of Troy
  5. And Maggie Makes Three
  6. Lisa On Ice
  7. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  8. Bart of Darkness
  9. Bart vs Australia
  10. Homer the Great
  11. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  12. Lisa’s Rival
  13. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  14. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  15. The PTA Disbands
  16. Homie the Clown
  17. The Springfield Connection
  18. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  19. Homer Badman
  20. A Star is Burns
  21. Bart’s Girlfriend
  22. Fear of Flying
  23. ‘Round Springfield

Season Seven

  1. Summer of 4 ft. 2
  2. Bart Sells His Soul
  3. Lisa the Iconoclast
  4. Marge Be Not Proud
  5. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  6. Homerpalooza
  7. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
  8. A Fish Called Selma
  9. Bart the Fink
  10. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  11. Two Bad Neighbors
  12. Lisa the Vegetarian
  13. Mother Simpson
  14. Bart on the Road
  15. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two
  16. Homer the Smithers
  17. King-Size Homer
  18. Radioactive Man
  19. Much Apu About Nothing
  20. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  21. Team Homer
  22. Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming
  23. The Day the Violence Died

Season Eight

  1. Homer’s Enemy
  2. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
  3. Homer’s Phobia
  4. Homer vs the 18th Amendment
  5. The Old Man and the Lisa
  6. You Only Move Twice
  7. Hurricane Neddy
  8. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
  9. Lisa’s Date with Density
  10. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
  11. Bart After Dark
  12. Mountain of Madness
  13. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
  14. The Springfield Files
  15. Grade School Confidential
  16. A Milhouse Divided
  17. The Canine Mutiny
  18. Brother from Another Series
  19. In Marge We Trust
  20. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
  21. The Homer They Fall
  22. Burns, Baby Burns
  23. My Sister, My Sitter
  24. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase

Season Nine

  1. The City of New York vs Homer Simpson
  2. Natural Born Kissers
  3. Trash of the Titans
  4. The Joy of Sect
  5. Lisa’s Sax
  6. King of the Hill
  7. The Principal and the Pauper
  8. The Last Temptation of Krust
  9. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  10. Lisa the Simpson
  11. Bart Star
  12. This Little Wiggy
  13. Bart Carny
  14. Girly Edition
  15. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  16. Lisa the Skeptic
  17. Dumbbell Indemnity
  18. Lost Our Lisa
  19. The Trouble with Trillions
  20. Das Bus
  21. The Cartridge Family
  22. Realty Bites
  23. Simpson Tide

Season Ten

    1. Bart the Mother
    2. Lisa Gets an A
    3. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
    4. Lard of the Dance
    5. Mom and Pop Art
    6. They Saved Lisa’s Brain
    7. Homer to the Max
    8. I’m With Cupid
    9. Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken
    10. Mayored to the Mob
    11. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
    12. D’oh-in in the Wind
    13. The Old Man and the C Student
    14. Viva Ned Flanders
    15. Maximum Homerdrive
    16. Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
    17. Simpsons Bible Stories
    18. Monty Can’t Buy Me Love
    19. Make Room for Lisa
    20. Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”
    21. Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble”
    22. When You Dish Upon a Star

Season Eleven

  1. The Mansion Family
  2. Days of Win and D’oh’ses
  3. Grift of the Magi
  4. Brother’s Little Helper
  5. Eight Misbehavin’
  6. Behind the Laughter
  7. E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
  8. Last Tap Dance in Springfield
  9. Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
  10. Faith Off
  11. Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner
  12. Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
  13. Little Big Mom
  14. Take My Wife, Sleaze
  15. Bart to the Future
  16. Beyond Blunderdome
  17. Pygmoelian
  18. Saddlesore Galactica
  19. It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
  20. Missionary Impossible
  21. Kill the Alligator and Run

Season 12

  1. Trilogy of Error
  2. HOMR
  3. The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
  4. Day of the Jackanapes
  5. New Kids on the Blecch
  6. Pokey Mom
  7. Lisa the Tree Hugger
  8. Hungry Hungry Homer
  9. Insane Clown Poppy
  10. Worst Episode Ever
  11. I’m Goin’ to Praiseland
  12. A Tale of Two Springfields
  13. Simpsons Tall Tales
  14. The Great Money Caper
  15. Skinner’s Sense of Snow
  16. Homer vs. Dignity
  17. Children of a Lesser Clod
  18. Bye Bye Nerdie
  19. Tennis the Menace
  20. Simpson Safari

Season 13

  1. Half-Decent Proposal
  2. I Am Furious Yellow
  3. She of Little Faith
  4. Jaws Wired Shut
  5. The Lastest Gun in the West
  6. Poppa’s Got a Brand New Badge
  7. Sweets and Sour Marge
  8. A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
  9. The Blunder Years
  10. Blame it on Lisa
  11. Homer the Moe
  12. Tales from the Public Domain
  13. The Old Man and the Key
  14. The Bart Wants What It Wants
  15. Weekend at Burnsie’s
  16. The Parent Rap
  17. Brawl in the Family
  18. The Sweetest Apu
  19. The Frying Game

Season 14

  1. The Dad Who Knew Too Little
  2. The Great Louse Detective
  3. Special Edna
  4. Large Marge
  5. How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
  6. Helter Shelter
  7. Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
  8. The Strong Arms of the Ma

Treehouse of Horror Segments

  1. The Shinning
  2. The Devil and Homer Simpson
  3. Clown Without Pity
  4. Time and Punishment
  5. The Thing and I
  6. Terror at 5 ½ Feet
  7. Homer Cubed
  8. Night of the Dolphin
  9. House of Whacks
  10. Fly vs Fly
  11. Nightmare Cafeteria
  12. Dial Z for Zombies
  13. Citizen Kang
  14. Bart Simpson’s Dracula
  15. Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace
  16. Hell Toupee
  17. Monkey’s Paw
  18. Easy Bake Coven
  19. King Homer
  20. Hungry are the Damned
  21. Genesis Tub
  22. Life’s A Glitch, Then You Die
  23. Desperately Xeeking Xena
  24. Wiz Kids
  25. Starship Poopers
  26. Homega Man
  27. Homerstein
  28. Terror of Tiny Toon
  29. It’s A Good Life
  30. The Raven
  31. Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores
  32. Bad Dream House
  33. Scary Tales Can Come True
  34. I Know What You Diddily-Iddily-Did
  35. G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad
  36. Hex and the City